Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female?

I. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

II. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

III. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

IV. The message, ''Bad command or filename,'' is about as informative as ''If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.''

V. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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But remember

A man can always shut a female down

A man always seek updates on his female

If updates are not applicable, then a man would have to change the whole system :D

If the female halts, the man can go to the nearest cyber cafe for compensation (actually not exactly cyber)

To be Continued later

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we rule :)
good one!! starred!!
yep that must be the reasons =)
love it, men are from windows, women from macintosh
Pity... only five reasons why a computer must be female when there are ten reasons why a computer must be male.
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Sounds true to Me.

I wouldn't feel safe answering this if it hadn't been posted by a girl (by the avatar %26 name anyway...).